CAVEAT: I don't agree with all of this, but I told my husband that if he wrote it, I would publish it here for comment. The Duck's gonna love this!
PAPER BALLOTS, METAL BULLETS
I told my wife I would have something to say about the Iraqi election when the dust cleared, confident that dust never clears in li'l ole Iraq, but it is as clear as it is likely to be, so here we are:
(1) Disclaimer #1 - The U.S. Bush machine didn't go into Iraq to 'make democracy' and, in fact the war (undeclared constitutionally once again) was sold on WMD and the 'evil regime' premise. I continue to regard this as a dangerous premise that is likely to come back to haunt us.
(2) Disclaimer #2 - I am, for all of it, pro-democracy. Constitutional democracy which insures protections as in the U.S. Bill of Rights, is the more comfortable. My best model for government would be the European parliamentary social democracies, especially those with a constitutional monarch as in Spain, UK, Holland, et al, but I'm ok with constitutional republics as in the Swiss or Irish Republican models. At heart, I detest government and remain a philosophical anarchist.
(3) Disclaimer #3 - Ordinarily I object to an election held under occupation by a foreign power. The U.S. turns a blind eye to African dictatorships and genocidal wars there, allies itself with dictatorships in, say, Pakistan or Uzbekistan, and I find any link to 9/11 and Iraq unconvincing, even doctored.
(4) That said, I find the paper ballot (wish we still had them) election under fire in Iraq last month more convincing than the paperless Bush "election" in November last. We should be aware that the slightly shadowy "Independent Electoral Commission" is hardly that, and that independent monitoring under this kind of circumstance should be an absolute, but Jimmy Carter was not out at the polling stations, the Sunni couldn't or didn't vote, the reports of irregularities widely reported as "six complaints" actually include at least hundreds of complaints by the "IEC" count, and a lot of people just plain couldn't vote, because no ballots, no poll workers, getting shot, etc., and such seems to be rather selective, as with Chaldean Christians. Be aware that a hundred thousand votes cast were thrown out. Be aware, too, that votes were semi-blind for lists rather than candidates who were clearly known, with a complex apportionment system that skews the actual seating-see below.
(5) Still and all, the turn out of 8,550,571 in a country with about 16,000,000 eligible voters (based on CIA population estimates and my own computation) in wartime conditions was remarkable. The Shi'a majority and the Kurds both had good reasons to turn out, but they did, under threat and under fire. Courage is courage.
(6) That doesn't mean this is a feather in the cap of the Bush administration, much less a victory for personal freedom. Voting isn't always the best standard to judge the health of freedom. I long ago came to grips with the enigma of the authoritarian party in the democratic society and concluded that no democracy that opens itself to suicide by vote is very healthy. When Islamist fanatics got voted into office in Algeria a few years back, the Algerian military said, "ahm, uh, no, we are more or less civilized human beings. Vote again." Chaos ensued. But fundamentalist fanaticism was knocked back, and that's good for Algeria, good for humanity. Would that the Weimar military had, in 1932, upon looking at the vote, said, "Hitler? You're kidding, right? Go home, think about it, and we'll have another vote later without brownshirts with torches and drums tramping through the streets." Not real "democratic," I'll grant, but the world would owe enormous gratitude to Weimar's ill-fated army. Mostly, such actions suck. Sometimes, though...in Iran, the Shah, no nice guy he, but educated and knowing what the Mullahs had in mind, banged them with a Maxwell silver hammer, as he did Communists and others opposed to his "White Revolution". So, after a gazillion years, we turned a blind eye as the savior of the Persians, the saintly Ayotolah Ruholla Koumani stepped off a plane from the Eighth Century and proceeded to install Islamist Revolution that rippled all the way to the World Trade Center and our present, dismal, watched, frisked, fear-ridden, boogie-man ridden world, all in the name of "human rights". The Shah, in the relative order of things, was shining sanity. The atrocities in Iran since the Theocracy came to power have been unspeakable, and catching. Why, America wound up backing an obscure dictator in Iraq, Sadaam something, as a relative bulwark of civilization against the Jihad, but that was the '80s, when we were training His Holiness the proto-Mahdi Osama of Arabia in fighting effective guerilla war, something we apparently did rather well. (Did'ja know we shipped steel to Japan throughout the 1930s--guess how they sent it back...)
(7) Which brings us to the election results. The Shiite fundamentalists allied with Iran and the whole Islamist schtiklock (as its called in Arabic) won a majority. 140 or so seats in a 275 seat parliament aimed at drafting a constitution. It was democratic, it was wartime, and America under Bush hath shed to date 1500 U.S.military lives, about 11,000 U.S. military maimed, countless dead civilians, to bring to power the same people we have been regreting putting in power by omission in Iran next door, and defining democracy as a neat way of installing fundamentalism.
(8) The rest of the vote: The good news-as mentioned before, my friends the Kurds held a non-binding vote on independence and voted for it overwhelmingly. Even the Yezidis voted for an independent Kurdistan. Bush, Mr. Diebold Democracy '04, Captain Landslide 2000, will doubtless move rapidly to facilitate the national aspirations of the long-suffering Kurdish people. But don't hold your breath on that one. THe Kurds also took about 75 seats in the Iraqi parliament, being the only sane people around there, now have to be for their own independence while trying to get the best deal out of the parliament of a country they don't want to be a part of that they can. Did I say that right?
(9) The main reason I believe the election was legit - sort of - is that the U.S. backed flunky Allawi's list finished a poor third, after spending mucho cash and blanketing the airwaves.
(10) All others got bubkis. One interesting electoral item that says a lot about the process in this election is down ye list of ye winners of ye seats: The National Independent Elites and Cadres Party (don't ask me) got 69,920 votes and picked up three seats. The Communist Party got 69,920 votes and got two seats. Note the math. I know the "explanation" but I leave it to you to run down, if you care to. Deconstruct carefully. AND WHAT IN THE NAME OF GOD IS A NATIONAL INDEPENDENT ELITE AND CADRE PARTY!!!!
(11) Conclusion, democracy reigneth in Iraq and will spread to NeoCon marching tunes all over the Middle East. Bush was right, I was wrong, and he has my vote for a third term...after all, that would be about as constitutional and freedom-affirming as 1-10 above.
A few days ago they called up the Georgia State Militia, and they'll be off to Iraq shortly. They've been issued shirts and boots. Some are grandparents. Some are enlisted men who last saw action in Viet Nam, you know, my age. Who will we send next? How will we fight the war against the evil-doers in Iran and Syria? What if something REAL happens.
Hold on to your children tightly. Don't let your grandparents go to their VFW meeting. They may be late getting home.

Sarcasm and humor is two bedfellows that not always goes hand in hand